This house is 2 doors down from the last one, and currently for sale so you can look at a virtual tour of it online, which I love.  It has an alley, and a back yard with an arbor and great landscaping.  It looks so lush and a little crowded, it’s like my ideal yard and you can kind od see it peaking through as you drive by.  I also love that round part of the roof.

World’s Tallest Weed: Year 2

September 11, 2009

It’s back… but a little worse for wear.  I think a bug found a good snack.




May 1, 2009

wisteriaI spend a good amount of time on red cast days in the boys dressing room helping one of our Kurts with his costume changes.  Boy stink, ew.  But my street smells like wisteria tonight so that kind of makes up for it.

This one’s mine

August 18, 2008

The fruit growing on the world's tallest weed

The kudzu covering the world's tallest weed

The phone that did not ring to tell me I got cast in the show

The gray, gray sky that caused the pool party to be cancelled

PS. This is not mine… mine is much more modest, but just as pretty.

Two Paper Towels

July 18, 2008

In case you were wondering no AC and windows open equals more bugs. It’s gross. Most of them are dead by the time I find them (thanks Florida Pest Control) and I get rid of them with my dust buster. But occasionally I’ll find one that’s still very much alive. At first I was swinging shoes at them but that ended in bug splatter and broken knickknacks. So now I’ve made the determination that I can kill the bug with my hand if I use two layers of paper towels and then I wad it up and throw it away. It has to be two though, so you can’t feel it as much and there’s insurance against bug-gut seepage.

I once had to dispose of a dead mouse. Luckily only once. I found the traces in my cabinet so my exterminator brought me some glue traps. We spread peanut butter on them and closed them up in the cabinet for a week. Then I psyched my self up to go check on it. I didn’t know whether I wanted it to be there or not. It was there… So i took a wire hanger and bent it into a long hook and got one of the boxes I still had left over from packing. I used the hanger to scoot the whole thing into the box. Then I through all of it out in my big trash container and rolled it right out to the street.

Oh yes and I was also wearing disposable latex gloves. Working at Superkids in the infant room introduced me to the magic that is latex gloves. It was part of the diaper changing routine. Wash your hands, put on the gloves, change the baby, dispose of the dirty diaper by flipping your glove around it, and wash your hands again. It’s a great system.

Now I am a cleaning fiend when I have my gloves on. I can touch all sorts of gross things. I consider listing them here but you all know the gross things that need to be cleaned. I even tried gardening in latex gloves, which I do not recommend. They don’t hold up well against rocks and trigs. But I didn’t want to get my hands dirty.

I can’t decide whether this is a good or a bad thing. The perception of protection that I have empowers me to do all sorts of stuff… things that I maybe would not have done. But it’s protection only as far as you don’t run across a stray stick, or a sharp knife, or a counter corner, or a bug with a little more will to live. Then it throws your well ordered, germ free, protected plan into a tail spin.

We live a lot of our lives relying on this fragile protection: things that don’t last, and people who leave at the first sign of trouble. So I guess you have two choses, get better gloves, or be ready to wash your hands.

Garden Update

July 9, 2008

I decided to plant herbs this year. So I went and bought all sorts of pots and potting soil. The only thing is that I bought way too much soil. I think I’ve only used about half of it. So here is what is growing good.

  1. Cilantro (lots of it)
  2. Basil
  3. Oregano
  4. Mint
  5. Chives
  6. Parsley (a little bit)

All of my other herbs crocked. I also started some morning glories that are sending vines up the garden screen. They are growing some pretty blue flowers. Once I transplanted the potted plants that I bought they are doing better as well.

But I think my lawn service weed-waked my asparagus fern but left the world’s tallest weed, which is now over 6 feet tall. I guess I’ll just have to take care of that myself. My annuals also died for no apparent reason. I’ve gotten to be a plant watering fend. Now I just need to come up with some more stuff to do with the rest of my soil.