Directory woes

See when I went in to have my portrait taken for the church directory I was envisioning something like this…

But I folded… I told myself I’d ask for a straight-on standing picture, but… but the guy was telling me how I looked like Drew Barrymore, so I thought he must be an expert right?  So he took all my shots 3/4 to the camera and siting.  Meaning my pictures came out more like this…

Now I realize that some people may want their boobs to look as big as possible in their photos, but some of us don’t need the help.

Whatever.